10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is for fat, American losers.