10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth