10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.