10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.