10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine