10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.