10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.