10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes