10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier