10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."