10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow