10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave