10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.