10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from