10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.