10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.