10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"