10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright