10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.