10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?