10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers