10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT