10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fold and live to fold again
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel