10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson