10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker