10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)