10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.