10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• if u play for the thrill u are ill