10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Those eggs smell delicious!