10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22