10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.