10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!