10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?