10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.