10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger