10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.