10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson