10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)