10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.