10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel