10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson