10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth