10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones