10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)