10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-