10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.