10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)