10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes