10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!