10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.